*fascinating email to brother in mintina (secret code for where he really is)*
Dear Jeff,
Thanks for ranting to me. :) I'm still getting turned around, but Email response time (ERT) is slimming down! Hurrah! Only three days since you sent this one. Right now, I'm boiling sweet potatoes so I can mash 'em and make enough good fiber and vitamins for the next week. WEll, along with other stuff. I'm thinking very ehalthy thoughts right now cuz I just got back from moving furniture. Let me explain: the girl who owned the furniture felt bad so she offered to cook dinner. Turned out she was cooking Domino's and they ahd a $5 pizza special. I ate about 9 pieces... and had pie and coffee afterwards. So, HERE'S TO HEALTH!
Why did I need to know that? -- you ask me.
Becuase you like sweet potatoes. -- i tell you.
But I don't. I mean, not especially. -- you protest.
Oh but you do. Of course you do. EAT THEM! -- I insist.
No, no, nonononoNONONONO! You start running.
but I pursue!
and you run faster, thinking the air force will save you!
but you are deluded!
You are doomed!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ok, ok, ok, the potatoes are boiling over. HAng on. I'm back. It's handy to have a comptar in the kitchtar. How are you? Forget all that stuff I just said. Somebody else must have been using my fingers. I'm really enjoying working, but I'm ready to start working AWAY FROM COVENANT! The good news is I have another week to find a job, since Covenant has extended Conference work for me for another week. yipee. The bad news is that it's that much harder to adjust to being a non-student again. Becuase I'm around the school so much, cleaning.
I think I'll probably work with some ministry in town for a semester. Domestic missions and development organizations have the cool perk of PAYING their employees... a little factoid I picked up recently. *chuckling*
Have you heard Nickel Creek's "This Side?" I'm listening to it right now. Man, it's good. I don't know if it's your style, though. You should borrow it from somebody. Maybe I'll burn you a copy? *shifts eyes nervously as if in ethical dilemma* Plus, it's about time to send you something alittle odd.
Ok, I'm going to tend to my potatoes. More from me later. Peace out, night-working bro.
BOB